WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
"you dont have any homework tonight"
"you just have to study for the test tomorrow"
I got horns that open bottles,
And I got horns that hold my keys,
I got horns that when you turn ‘em right, they help me
I got horns that open pickle jars,
And horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns -
I always come prepared.
the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it
your feelings go in the tags not in the caption
that one fictional character you ship with six other characters