mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

kriskenshin:

pleeeeeease

-annoying:

who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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cooldadgang:

"you dont have any homework tonight"

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"you just have to study for the test tomorrow"

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ablackbirdinstrawberryfields:

I got horns that open bottles,


And I got horns that hold my keys,


I got horns that when you turn ‘em right, they help me
watch TV.

I got horns that open pickle jars,


And horns that come with hair,


I got horns that hang my other horns -


I always come prepared.

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

cheapgalaxyclothes:

$16.99 with free shipping

seller with almost 50k sales

shutupaubrey:

your feelings go in the tags not in the caption

bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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